More Than Just A Moirail Karkat x Reader PART 13

As Dave said that, something appeared in the corner of your eye. You didn't get a good glance at it, because it exploded. But right before it did, Karkat jumped on you, throwing you to the ground and protecting you.

What the hell was it?

Fucking shit who the hell is that and fuck no he better not want your loving because fuck that.

Wait wait wait- ... You didn't know who the first guy was but the second guy is Eridan??

And why is he fucking blowing shit up.

"I heard you guys wwere havving a lovving party for ___," He stated clearly.

"No." You replied back sternly. Dave was pretty pissed off, as was Eridan. "Fuck you guys, fuck you both in the asshole with a ten foot long cactus you dicky bitches."

Karkat gave you a look of astonishment and helped you stand back up, seeing as you were still on your hands and knees. "Can't you two just fucking learn that I don't love you? Either of you? Even remotely?"

"But wwe kissed!" Eridan said.

Karkat fumed furiously. "No, you kissed her."

"Exactly," You paused. "Dave, you know I'm sorry I'm destroying your cool thing going on, but Jade's waiting for you. She's told me that she likes you, trust me when I say this. You're her knight in shining armour, and Karkat's mine. Eridan, c'mon... Keep trying with Feferi, she'll give in to you one of these days, you just have to keep pursuing her. You guys will find love, but it's not me. My love is Karkat,"

Karkat took your hand carefully, kissing your lips tenderly. Dave and Eridan, in a disgusting blur, ran away as fast as they could. You never found out who that guy with Eridan was, but you really didn't give a fuck anymore.

Karkat and you went back inside, as he put in a little rom-com. You kinda didn't care, but you were trying to make Karkat happy. 

He took you hand gingerly after the movie was over and turned to you.

"Hey, I forgot to tell you... er ask you I guess..."

"Huh?" You wondered aloud.

"M-matesprits?" He seemed hesitant to ask, which made you curious. 

"Why are you so hesitant, when you know the answer is yes." You giggled, then pecked his nose. He laid his forehead on yours and he hugged you tightly.

"You don't know how long I've had these feelings for you and who I had to fight just to get you and I prevailed in the end and wow I can't believe how hard my heart is beating right now..."

You giggled. "Hard like your dick,"

"OH MY GOG ___,"

"What? It's true,"

"I DON'T HAVE A DICK,"

"Oh sorry, your 'bulge'." 

"Shut the fuck up,"

"No."

"Nook sucker,"

"Aw that's not nice, I'd rather be called a bulge licker."

"WHAT?"

"I only speak the truth,"

"I FUCKING KNEW YOU AND CAPTOR FILLED A BUCKET,"

"That joke flew SO HIGH over your head silly goose,"

"Oh my gog,"

"I WAS SAYING I'M NOT A LESBIAN,"

"NO shit!" 

"Oh my god you're too cute,"

"Shut the hell up,"

"How about no."

"Strider was right we do fight like an old married couple..."